Thanks to a rather persistent leak, we find ourselves living in somewhat of a building site at present. We await some damp specialists who will be treating the wall and floors you can see have been expertly stripped down – after which we undergo a process of putting right.
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- .. hang on, it was there when I left the house!…
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- Mysterious shadows move beyond the screens, only to be revealed as furniture upon further examination..
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- To minimise the impact of the damp treatment – it makes the house seem like the end of ET…
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- The wall is down to blocks, there are floorboards missing – not ideal!
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- That, ladies and gentleman, is the planet earth under my house!
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- Salvagable things from the kitchen awaiting reaffixment..
Given that we don’t have a shower any kitchen facilities of note beyond a kettle, toaster and microwave at present, it’s going to be a long few weeks, methinks!!
Goddammit 
Order a take away!
Is that the advice of a man on a bid to lose weight?!