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the Levellers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T14:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/11/13/i-have-a-bike-you-can-ride-it-if-you-like/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T23:15:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/11/02/i-will-fly-a-yellow-paper-sun-in-your-sky/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-02T00:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/10/31/whacha-gonna-do-and-other-hogan-slogans/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-31T01:18:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/05/23/meandering/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050483.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050483</image:title><image:caption>Looking out from Mapperley Tunnel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050506</image:title><image:caption>Gedling from on-high</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-23-at-23-29-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2012-05-23 at 23.29.08</image:title><image:caption>A defensive Lapwing circles me warning me away from its' nesting 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Airwaves..</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T21:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/08/oooh-look-what-i-can-do-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_0003.png</image:loc><image:title>img_0003</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:22:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/12/06/i-am-a-semi-literate-dunderhead/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-24T10:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/02/13/take-me-to-the-hospital/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/08/22/i-just-really-enjoyed-a-justin-bieber-song/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/10/17/all-the-pieces/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photo_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photo_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mark_chadwick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mark_chadwick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/11/11/shit-happens-but-life-goes-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/folder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shit happens, but life goes on..</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/03/04/without-our-stories-and-our-songs-how-will-we-know-where-we-come-from/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:20:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/03/13/your-policies-have-failed-the-test-of-time-coz-you-sold-em-down-the-river/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/levellers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>levellers</image:title><image:caption>The Levellers - in Glasgow the night before we were to see them..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:20:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/06/27/here-she-comes-the-great-leveller/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/08/17/its-easy-as-falling-off-a-log/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-29T20:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/10/now-i-know-how-it-feels-to-be-a-short-fat-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2698</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/03/16/a-twist-in-the-tale-of-our-monkey/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:17:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/05/17/the-fat-of-the-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/silhouette2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The fat of the land..</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_2698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2698</image:title><image:caption>Levellers fiddler Jon Sevink, an average height man, with a short fat bloke.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/06/14/our-forgotten-towns-are-calling/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T20:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/06/11/out-and-about-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dsc01300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01300</image:title><image:caption>The ol' 'torch under the face' routine makes me look a bit like my mate DanR!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_3148.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3148</image:title><image:caption>Looking towards the River Trent from the top of the meadow at Gedling Woods</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_3106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3106</image:title><image:caption>Looking back to Gedling from Netherfield Lagoons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T22:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/05/30/letters-from-the-underground/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050631</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050596.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050596</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050561</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/p1050617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050617</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tunnel_map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T20:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/06/02/underground-overground-wombling-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/p1050701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050701</image:title><image:caption>The spire of All Hallow's Church in Gedling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/p1050687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050687</image:title><image:caption>Surprise little wood...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/p1050666.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050666</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/p1050643.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1050643</image:title><image:caption>Lambley Lane crossing over the disused railway line</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T23:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/05/03/another-head-hangs-lowly-childhood-slowly-taken/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-03T22:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/04/23/mush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2924</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2912</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0184</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T20:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/04/09/artefacts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/greasy_haired_chav.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greasy_haired_chav</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-12T13:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/04/12/she-thought-i-was-an-eagle-but-i-was-a-crow/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-12T13:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/04/09/drawsome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0162.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0162</image:title><image:caption>Elton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0161.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0161</image:title><image:caption>Name</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0160.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0160</image:title><image:caption>Sith</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0159.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0159</image:title><image:caption>King</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0158.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0158</image:title><image:caption>Spinach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0157.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0157</image:title><image:caption>Scooby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0156.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0156</image:title><image:caption>Luke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2882.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2882</image:title><image:caption>Nosering</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2879.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2879</image:title><image:caption>Starfish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2878.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2878</image:title><image:caption>Caveman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T12:40:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/03/17/ive-got-a-fever-inside-of-my-soul/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-17T11:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/03/09/ios-5-1-and-itunes-match-close-but-no-cigar-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo.png</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T12:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2007/08/20/headlights-white-lines-black-tar-rivers/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2007/09/01/milk-urgh/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2007/09/28/this-nearly-made-me-piss-myself/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2007/11/22/an-informative-televisual-interview/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/01/26/digby-being-entertained-in-a-strange-manner/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/08/24/london-2012-olympics-how-team-gb-can-win/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/02/02/remiss/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/03/18/this-is-amazing/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/11/04/autumnal-update/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:59:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/11/22/theres-no-escape/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/01/24/take-me-to-the-hospital-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/03/19/its-just-the-beat-that-my-heart-skips/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:58:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/06/10/world-cup-musings/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/08/13/little-pig-little-pig-let-me-in/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/11/17/a-menagerie-a-trois/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/12/24/greed-is-for-amateurs-disorder-chaos-anarchy-now-thats-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/394693_10150545816663060_554688059_10809903_1582755017_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>394693_10150545816663060_554688059_10809903_1582755017_n</image:title><image:caption>"You'd better hope and pray that you wake one day in your own world..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/03/09/its-enough-to-drive-you-crazy-if-you-let-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rolf-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rolf! 002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:52:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/27/schools-out-forever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2767</image:title><image:caption>Geography doodles - apparently I was also easily distracted at school!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2773</image:title><image:caption>To the skip! These are the the years of work that never made it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-24T09:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/21/revealerations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dowser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Revealer'ations...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2739</image:title><image:caption>The Revealer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-01T18:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/20/the-wheels-on-the-bus-go-round-and-round/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-20T22:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/11/22/pipers-mountain-a-reprise/</loc><lastmod>2024-01-29T13:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/17/and-they-danced-with-wild-abandon-in-a-ghost-like-trance/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-17T15:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/12/eh-big-yin/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-12T18:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/02/07/here-she-comes-the-great-leveller-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-07T23:37:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/26/at-a-loose-end-on-9th-february/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/431481_10150626896885039_529075038_10772158_614306909_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>431481_10150626896885039_529075038_10772158_614306909_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T23:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/25/twenty-first-century-window-tax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robin_hood_prince_of_thieves1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twenty-first century window tax...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T21:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/24/bunch-of-prankers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-24T21:31:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/21/iphone-44s-sticky-home-button-fix/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-21-at-22-14-26.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2012-01-21 at 22.14.26</image:title><image:caption>The backless iPhone - press down on the area behind where the home button is just above the dock port.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-21-at-22-10-20.png</image:loc><image:title>Screws</image:title><image:caption>Two screws to remove here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-08T11:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/18/we-all-pat-the-bone/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-26T23:53:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/16/wooden-grasshoppers-horses-frogs-and-a-worm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/124_derby_camms_orange_cream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>124_derby_camms_orange_cream</image:title><image:caption>Camms Collapsibles!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/3697608939_7865093b2c_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3697608939_7865093b2c_z</image:title><image:caption>Back when all buses in Nottingham were green, except for scummy Camms ones!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-21T16:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/09/further-bug-bears-itunes-match-again-folks/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-15T18:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/13/picking-up-my-internet-breadcrumbs/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T00:23:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/07/look-at-my-hopes-look-at-my-dreams-the-currency-we-spent/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T22:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/12/31/itunes-match-maker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/matchmakers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iTunes Match-maker..</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T02:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/05/coverflow-and-itunes-match/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2509.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2509</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2508.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2508</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T02:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2012/01/04/itunes-match-making-album-artwork-play-ball/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-14T16:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/12/24/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-24T13:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/12/12/bully-grief-and-trips-down-memory-lane/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-12T21:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/11/05/ive-been-gone-til-movember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2258.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2258</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-04T23:33:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/08/25/feeling-evangelumpy-or-relucgelical-or-something/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-02T01:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/10/01/making-a-shared-drive-on-an-asus-rt-56u-writable-for-mac-os/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-01T22:12:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/09/24/and-now-your-conversion-is-complete/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-24T15:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/09/04/how-to-save-a-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/20110904-130508.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110904-130508.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-04T12:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/08/25/the-words-that-you-heard-when-you-were-young-will-always-stay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/20110825-001349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110825-001349.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T23:20:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/08/10/well-the-year-is-twenty-one-and-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-10T11:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/08/01/one-and-a-third-peak-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/278475_10150240934606256_686426255_7893852_2577153_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>278475_10150240934606256_686426255_7893852_2577153_o</image:title><image:caption>On the way down from Snowdon, before it all went wrong to me..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-01T15:45:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/07/28/what-came-first-the-cockatiel-or-the-egg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110728-234118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110728-234118.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110728-234058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110728-234058.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110728-234044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110728-234044.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T22:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/07/22/i-can-move-move-move-any-mountain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110722-002541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110722-002541.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T07:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/07/20/a-cake-my-friends-will-make-amends-for-your-disappointment-or-a-loss-of-friends/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-19T23:48:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2011/07/08/checkin-out-the-birds-at-the-seaside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>159</image:title><image:caption>I like to think of this as photographic eavesdropping on a conversation between the leftmost two Puffins - probably telling a joke about the righthand bird...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>139</image:title><image:caption>Nice Shag! Or is it a 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Ground plaque</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/clough_taylor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clough and Taylor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-28T18:41:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/08/24/percolating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p_1600_1200_eda38f2f-935e-4450-84fe-41da391c71cc.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>p_1600_1200_EDA38F2F-935E-4450-84FE-41DA391C71CC.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/l_1600_1196_f5d0bf17-7bd7-4bde-88f9-5389743f5ac2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>l_1600_1196_F5D0BF17-7BD7-4BDE-88F9-5389743F5AC2.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p_1600_1200_0c678e50-bcb2-41f6-98e4-4daa9cd5eaf5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>p_1600_1200_0C678E50-BCB2-41F6-98E4-4DAA9CD5EAF5.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/l_1600_1200_4f71d272-0ecf-4c9b-88e8-1dde0348d274.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>l_1600_1200_4F71D272-0ECF-4C9B-88E8-1DDE0348D274.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/l_1600_1200_67de572e-3a8e-411d-b5e0-9040f4633e55.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>l_1600_1200_67DE572E-3A8E-411D-B5E0-9040F4633E55.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/l_1600_1200_99b8fff8-2db4-42a3-b30e-a0d464a877b3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>l_1600_1200_99B8FFF8-2DB4-42A3-B30E-A0D464A877B3.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/l_1600_899_f1a7439b-f7b6-4d01-a666-1d920ff0eab9.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>l_1600_899_F1A7439B-F7B6-4D01-A666-1D920FF0EAB9.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p_1600_1068_71665413-3fcf-4b2d-b1af-b48a6297ca51.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>p_1600_1068_71665413-3FCF-4B2D-B1AF-B48A6297CA51.jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-24T21:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/08/16/the-c-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/w4cr-logo.gif</image:loc><image:title>w4cr-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-16T11:36:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/08/02/jailbreakage-for-iphone-4/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-02T08:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/07/25/apple-case-programme-for-iphone-4/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-25T11:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/07/25/meaty-goodness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/biltong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biltong</image:title><image:caption>My fledgling Biltong in it's dryer awaiting nature to take its' course!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-24T23:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/07/18/i-wanna-rock-and-roll-all-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/woodpecker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woodpecker</image:title><image:caption>Woodpecker! What a refreshing change!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-18T10:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/06/26/iphone-phwoar/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-26T12:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/06/17/imoan/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-17T22:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/05/17/robin-hood-robin-hood-riding-through-the-glen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/robin-hood-russell-crowe-scott-grimes-kevin-durand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin-Hood-Russell-Crowe-Scott-Grimes-Kevin-Durand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-22T18:45:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/04/16/i-was-dreaming-of-the-past/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T17:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/04/07/unelectable-thats-what-you-are/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T21:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2010/01/10/albert-and-flora-mark-collar/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-02T17:09:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/11/14/well-i-woke-up-this-morning/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T23:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/09/01/if-the-inspiral-carpets-were-forest-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/poster69809821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poster69809821</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-01T22:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/08/11/stuckfrozen-pixels-on-iphones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stuck_pixel_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stuck_pixel_2</image:title><image:caption>To test, simply drag the colours to confirm your culprits.. easy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stuck_pixel_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stuck_pixel_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-17T07:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/06/15/downgrading-iphone-3-0-firmware-7a341-back-to-2-2-1/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-02T19:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/05/16/nottingham-city-council-proud-to-rob-its-workers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nottinghamwpl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nottinghamwpl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-05-16T16:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/04/30/whos-a-pretty-boy-then/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/s73f1326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s73f1326</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-04-30T21:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/02/05/theres-snow-business-like-snow-business/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-05T14:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2009/02/03/timeliness/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-02T23:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/12/28/so-this-is-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-27T23:25:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/12/07/testing/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-07T12:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/11/07/perfection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/s73f1076.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statue Unveiling</image:title><image:caption>The Statue Fund committee with the fruits of their labours..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2008-11-07T10:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/10/17/yearbook-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/2000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2000</image:title><image:caption>2000</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1996.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1996</image:title><image:caption>1996</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1994</image:title><image:caption>1994</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1992</image:title><image:caption>1992</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1990.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1990</image:title><image:caption>1990</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1988</image:title><image:caption>1988</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1986.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1986</image:title><image:caption>1986</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1984</image:title><image:caption>1984</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1982.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1982</image:title><image:caption>1982</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1980.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1980</image:title><image:caption>1980</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2008-10-17T17:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/10/11/useful-2/</loc><lastmod>2008-10-16T23:56:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/29/there-are-things-in-our-house/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-29T22:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/21/sapna-warning/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-21T17:28:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/19/non-smoking-induced-stamina/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-21T16:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/17/jailbreaking-21-with-windows-for-impatient-types/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-18T15:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/10/flickr-me-this-flickr-me-that/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-10T21:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/09/06/iphone-202-jailbreak-and-shenanigans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_0001.png</image:loc><image:title>img_0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2008-09-07T22:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/2008/08/24/theres-sod-all-in-me-kitchen-what-am-i-gonna-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Doors</image:title><image:caption>Salvagable things from the kitchen awaiting reaffixment..</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0136.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stepping past the hole..</image:title><image:caption>That, ladies and gentleman, is the planet earth under my house!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holy floor, Batman!</image:title><image:caption>The wall is down to blocks, there are floorboards missing - not ideal!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screening..</image:title><image:caption>To minimise the impact of the damp treatment - it makes the house seem like the end of ET...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screening..</image:title><image:caption>Mysterious shadows move beyond the screens, only to be revealed as furniture upon further examination..</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://goddammit.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_0132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Oven...</image:title><image:caption>.. hang on, it was there when I left the 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